The Pro Shop

Merchandise

Officially unofficial apparel and ephemera.

All of it could totally be real.

Prices are MSRP, but none of it is really for sale here.

Bestseller
Heritage cream-and-navy baseball snapback with embroidered WLB monogram and a Foul Territory mark on the side panel
Headwear · Apparel

The Classic Snapback

Cream crown, navy brim, embroidered WLB monogram. Muted red accent stitching. A six-panel heritage cap that pretends it has a lineage.

$34
Vintage-washed ivory t-shirt reading ZERO CREDENTIALS in heritage sports typography, with WLB and Foul Territory supporting marks
Shirts · Apparel

“Zero Credentials” Tee

Heavyweight washed cotton in cream. The sign-off, set in an old broadsheet display cut. No badge, no business.

$28
Deep navy quarter-zip pullover with the Foul Territory crest on the chest, a Press Box Approved tag at the hem, and WLB sleeve hit
Outerwear · Apparel

The Press Box Pullover

Midnight navy quarter-zip with gold, cream, and muted red trim at the collar and cuffs. Press Box Approved — approved by the press box.

$62
Vintage navy felt pennant with WLB SEASON 1 and the Foul Territory crest, with gold and muted red accents and stitched edging
Home Goods · Collectible

WLB Season I Pennant

Wool-felt pennant, chainstitch lettering, truth-in-simulation tipping. Commemorates a season that technically occurred.

$22
Limited Run
Plush ivory bath robe with navy piping, gold accent striping, Foul Territory crest on the chest, and TRUTH IN SIMULATION embroidered on the pocket
Home · Luxury

“Truth in Simulation” Bath Robe

Plush ivory terry, navy piping, Foul Territory crest, pocket embroidery. For the manager who has simulated a 162-game season and deserves this.

$249
Navy leather commissioner's clipboard with brass hardware, clipped paperwork titled Office of the Commissioner, a lineup card, and a WLB pencil
Office · Prop

Commissioner's Clipboard

Navy leather board, brass corners, pre-approved commissioner directive pad. Conflicts of interest sold separately.

$44
New
Retro navy rotary desk telephone with brass fittings, a Foul Territory medallion on the dial, and a THE SUPERFAN'S LANDLINE nameplate
Telephony · Prop

The Superfan's Landline

Non-functional rotary desk phone in deep navy with brass fittings. Includes a spiral notepad and a pen that clips to the base. Donna not included.

$89
The Ball
A single aged-looking baseball with the WLB shield and OFFICIAL GAME BALL SEASON I stamped on the cover, displayed in a lucite cube on a navy-and-brass plinth with a plaque reading A PITCH WAS SIMULATED ON OR NEAR THIS OBJECT
Collectible · Relic

The Official Game Ball, Season I

A single baseball. It is the ball. Serialized 167/1,000. Displayed in a lucite cube on a navy-and-brass plinth, plaque reading “A pitch was simulated on or near this object.”

$4,200
Flagship
A life-size wooden Foul Territory broadcast booth recreation with two swivel chairs, two dead microphones on boom arms, a coffee-ringed Mel Kowalski Stat Sheets binder, a non-ringing rotary phone on the wall, a LINE DOES NOT RING placard, and assembly parts in labeled bags
Furniture · Life-Size Prop

Broadcast Booth Recreation (Life-Size)

Full-scale wooden booth, two swivel chairs, two dead microphones, a coffee-ringed binder of pre-printed Mel Kowalski stat sheets, and a rotary phone that does not ring. Approx. 8 ft W × 6 ft D × 8 ft H. Some assembly required. Freight not included.

$18,750